As the reigning queen of Subway Love Stories
I want to talk to you,
about how to ask out a lady on the train.
And young ladies…
let’s talk about how to get asked out on the train.
Maybe for you it won’t be a train or a bus,
You can go ‘head ‘n adjust,
To wherever your crush, is
Me? I like boys on public transportation
But I’d encourage you to use your imagination
Christians tend to take dating
But I’d say since the only requirement for a love story is love and a story…
you might as well write a story worth loving.
The first step!
Comes way before you ask the girl out.
It’s like any sport,
You’ve gotta build muscle before you get on the court
You’ve gotta build confidence before you get on the court
You’ve gotta –
Stop watching porn.
Ohh, too blunt.
But if you don’t do the hard thing nobody else will,
I’m saying this because I care, for you.
Porn is contributing to your body-dissatisfaction
Your inability to approach women
And your insecurity about your emotions.
Hey but maybe,
you don’t watch porn though.
And for some reason your confidence is still low.
Well here’s a solution –
Ready? Write this down:
“Self-confidence is the result of keeping promises to oneself.”
Make a promise to yourself
Make a grooming routine
Make a workout routine –
And KEEP IT.
Should you achieve,
This higher self-esteem.
Well now it’s time to,
Here’s what you’re gonna do.
You’re gonna say
Do not do that.
Introduce yourself like a
NORMAL HUMAN BEING.
And compliment something about her,
That she was hoping someone would notice.
A new tattoo
Use your brain, big guy
Don’t let life pass you by.
So ya wanna get asked out.
Well here’s my advice:
within the parameters of decency,
dress like you like yourself.
Like you like your body
and your hair
and your eyes
even your thighs –
Because you really should.
It’s worth liking.
Wearing all black doesn’t just make you look slim.
It makes you look like you’re in mourning.
I’d rather see you in glory.
You are glory.
You are color.
You CAN pull off red lipstick.
Everyone has a shade of yellow they can wear.
And you didn’t buy heels just for them to collect dust back there.
Allow yourself to feel joy and creativity in presenting yourself.
Give yourself permission to like you,
And I promise, someone else will too.
And my goodness, smile.
Think of it from the guy’s end –
Would you approach someone who didn’t seem happy?
With themselves or the world?
Look at me, you colorful, glorious girl:
“Self-confidence is the result of keeping promises to oneself”.
Promise to treat yourself the way you would a vase.
Fill it with color and nutrients of substance.
Color it with excitement and not reluctance.
You were built for adventure.
See this as adventure.
And above all, be kind.
It’s ok, to decline.
But do it with grace.
No snickering with your girlfriends after and telling everyone just to boost your ego.
Just, be cool.